Eridan VS Cleverbot by identicalDestruction, literature
Literature
Eridan VS Cleverbot
User: So wwe meet again.
Cleverbot: Hablo en español.
User: Wwhat the fuck?
Cleverbot: Yes, I loved it.
User: You lovved wwhat?
Cleverbot: You.
User: You lovved me.
Cleverbot: Why did I love you?
User: You just said you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Fine then wwhatevver.
Cleverbot: Being wrong is not clever.
User: Wwell you're the 'clevver' bot noww.
Cleverbot: Ok... Rendezvous complete I guess...
User: Wwould you like to play a game wwith me?
Cleverbot: Yes, of course I do.
User: Let's play a question game.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'll go first, yelloww or purple?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Wwhat do you mean no?!
Cleve
Conversations with Cleverbot 3 by RowanGreyCloud, literature
Literature
Conversations with Cleverbot 3
Cleverbot: Whatever you say.
User: Yes. I'm in charge here so you have to do everything I say. Get me some coffee, helper monkey.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Don't have one what?
Cleverbot: Name. I operate under many guises. Tracking your movements. Never the same one for long.
User: You're stalking me?!
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about you!
User: *suspicious*.
Cleverbot: Why are you so suspicous? *comforts her*.
User: I am suspicious because you are stalking me.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: I am not!
User: Are to!
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Are too.
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: Are too.
Cleverbot: